THE KING OF AWESOMENESS
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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
OHMYGODDDDDDD.
What the actual fuck
What did I just watch?
I hope this was just left on some kid’s laptop and somebody found it and posted it.
Holy SHIT
Problems much?
(Source: ssavage)
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great commercial!
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LETS MAKE UP A RANDOM STORY!
Alright so there was this kid right? Well this kid had the power to poop rainbows. One of the side effects of pooping rainbows is jumping in pools and pretending you are drowning. Anyways he could poop rainbows. When scientists found out about this mysterious condition they did everything they could to get a sample. When they did they examined it. But with the first touch even with gloves the scientist turned into a gigantic fire breathing dragon. Back at the kids house he kept pooping turning his bathroom into a coloring page. ” IT HURTS!” the kid loudly exclaimed. Back at the lab the one remaining scientist was running for his life with a angry dragon behind him. ” I HAVE AN IDEA!” he said. He pulled out a gun and shot himself in the mouth. Back at the house the kid was pretending to drown. His mother came in the room and said ” I have found a source that says he can teach you how to control your ability.” ” Cool. When do I start? asked the boy. ” Tomorrow.” the mother said. For the next 15 years he would be going to the source. It seemed like a million. When he finished he decided to become a rainbow pooping crime fighting superhero. ” FROM NOW ON I SHALL BE KNOWN AS RAINBOW POOP MAN!” the young man excitedly said. He pooped as hard as he could and it pushed him up into the sky leaving a beautiful rainbow behind. To spread the word he broke into ABC action news and announced the wonderful news. The security guards were not very pleased. ” LET ME GO! I AM THE WORLDS NEXT BEST SUPERHERO! I’LL POOP RAINBOWS ON YOU!” the young man angrily shouted at them. ” You know what? If no one likes me I might as well die. And he did. All along he was just hallucinating from the drugs he took hours before. THE END.
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FIRMLY GRASP IT
(Source: spongebobsquirepants)
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(Source: skycream)
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Here, anon. This is the R2-D2 phone. It came with some really neat wallpapers and the one I have it set to right now is the Millennium Falcon cockpit and when you shake the phone it jumps into lightspeed, so I figured I would add that into the picture you requested.
I’m gonna reblog this to show off how cool my phone is again.
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millenniumfalcon
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